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November 22, 2006
Quit Jiving Me, Turkey
Oh look. How special. How very very special.
The Haggard cock-faced, nose-full-of-GOP-shit-because-his-head-has-been-shoved-up-their-collective-ass-
for-so-long, with a ball sack old and dangling like a chad, who is un-fucking-funny from The Dawn of Man until The End Times, who draws like a stumblebum drunk going through delirium tremens in the absence of his favorite moonshine "Cumdrunk StudJuice," who is a partisan hackjob Rove Army frontline hatchetman, with a rotator cuff frayed and worn from simultaneously jerking off to Fox News and "writing" a comic strip, who is all red and sore from bending over and taking it up the ass from whatever Right Wing cause that has the biggest erection, smearing the leftover mixture of semen and fecal matter (aka "Santorum") on a sheet of paper and sending it off to the syndicate for publication, loser piece of shit jive turkey bad person Scott Stantis called Nancy Pelosi a bitch.
How special. How very very special.
Happy Thanksgiving, you miserable asshole.
Comments
To think this time last year I'd be complaining about Winslow being the one calling Pelosi a bitch. Now it's just par for the course.
And Stantis wonders why the toy company didn't want to make stuffed Winslows for him...
Posted by: The Furnace at November 22, 2006 09:13 AM
Oh, btw, I love how you've explained why Stantis needs surgery. It's funny cuz it's true.
Posted by: The Furnace at November 22, 2006 09:14 AM
I have a question here: given that Scottie is injured, and given that most his cartoons are moreor less artistically identical, why is he even bothering to draw new ones each day? All that evern happens is that Carmen and Winslow spout neo-conservative platitudes toward each other. Why not just cut and paste the text? He could put his laziness to work in the interest of his health, and we'd be none the wiser.
Posted by: Annie at November 22, 2006 12:08 PM
HA! I get it! See... he's calling Pelosi a bitch *without saying bitch*. It's so clever. And funny because Pelosi's a liberal! Ha!
Oh, Scott Stantis, you master of wit, where DO you get your brilliance?
Posted by: Anonymous at November 26, 2006 07:16 AM
...okay...I think this post explains why I don't visit Shrubville anymore...because you...uh...geez, that's sick.
Posted by: cbrubaker at November 27, 2006 05:36 AM
