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October 09, 2006
Yeah, Big Time

Thanks for the reminder, Scott Stantis, that the adult way to deal with a member of the press is to refer to the subject as a "major-league asshole." That's how you get to sit at the "big people's table."
One mustn't dare engage in a heated and passionate talk full of concepts, explanations, and substance. Because, god forbid, one might risk earning the wrath of millions of Fox News watchers who themselves will "pitch a total hissy fit," giving rise to a limp-wristed, hissy-heightened rebuke by the most simple-minded and ham-handed daily comic strip artist ever published.
See you on November 7, 2006, Stantis, you major-league asshole.
Comments
I guess people at the big table have no clue that North Korea is testing its missles or planning underground nuclear tests. God, does the incompetence of this administration ever end? And how is it possible that every time something goes in favor of the Dems (Mark Foley, Chris Wallace acting like a pussy when Clinton called him on the sandbagging) that something happens that helps Bush?
Posted by: The Furnace at October 9, 2006 08:53 AM
Ah, but Furnace, the North Korean tests won't happen until two weeks from now, when the Eastern Bonsai Forest Hamsters will be threatening an attack on Prickly City and Carmen and Winslow will be shifting their political alliances from day to day.
Posted by: Annie at October 9, 2006 12:28 PM

