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October 31, 2006
The Horror, The Horror
Ho hum. While Carmen and Winslow are trick or treating they look up into the sky and see a witch. This leads to the obvious Bush Republican punchline: both of them saying, "Hillary??!" Why Winslow is saying it is beyond me since he's supposed to be a smelly stinky liberal. At the very least have him say, "Lynn Cheney?!?" Luckily Stantis didn't go with yet another Nancy Pelosi reference.
Yup, Hillary Clinton is the Big Bad. Be afraid, be very afraid. I hear she mostly comes out at night...mostly. I can just imagine the horrors of her tenure if she gets elected to the Presidency in 2008:
- she spends the first 8 months on vacation, ignoring terrorist warnings
- she sits idly by in a classroom while terrorists attack and she's informed that "America is under attack"
- she waits a month to go after the guy who coordinated those attacks
- she then spends the next year convincing Americans to invade a country that had nothing to do with the attacks, saying they did have ties and WMDs that were an imminent threat
- she illegally spies on us in the meantime
- she runs up a debt into the trillions while telling everyone the economy is going strong
- she opens secret prisons around the world
- the war she started on lies goes horribly wrong, but she keeps saying "stay the course" - until she claims she never said that
- she then grabs people off the street, names them enemy combatants, and tortures them forever
- she authorizes torturing our enemies*
*Oops - sorry about that last one - she's already been given the power to decide what's torture.
Yeah, Stantis and the Republicans are right - nothing could possibly be more terrifying than Hillary taking office. Nothing at all.
Enjoy the next two years, folks. I'm sure we ain't seen nothing yet.
Comments
This has really gone too far. That mad liberal hussy is flying around without the use of fossil fuels. If she and the Pelosi witch can gather a large enough coven to cast a spell over ANWAR, there will be no bag of holding on earth big enough to hold my rage.
Posted by: Marc Heiden at October 31, 2006 10:17 AM
