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October 10, 2006
The Big Dog Scares Off the Little Pussy
The new sexy, according to Scott Stantis - gray hair and looking like you have to take a dump.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Why am I laughing? Is it today's Prickly City? Lord no, it's one of the worst ever. No, I'm laughing because Scott Stantis, Mr. Tough Guy, the Big Bad Conservative Republican who loves to make jokes at the expense of women, draws his enemies as fat slobs, and is an all-around dick didn't even have he balls to spend more than one day "making fun" of President Clinton laying the smacketh down on Chris "I'm a bigger prick than Scott Stantis" Wallace.
Ha ha ha ha!
What Scott, afraid of the backlash since people actually LIKE Bill Clinton? Did you pick up on the fact that everybody except a few radical righties like yourself and Rush Limbaugh was on Big Dog's side and realized that Fox News had sandbagged him, and instead of wilting like a little bitch like you he stood up for himself, admitted his mistakes, and then pointed out that it was Bush who sat on his hands after he got warning after warning that Osama was Determined To Strike Within The United States? And now we know that back on July 10th, 2001 Conde Rice was alerted to the threat and she did the same thing Bush did a month later on August 6th - jack squat. Those are the folks that are sitting at the "big people's table?" The ones who did NOTHING to protect us from getting attacked by terrorists, and now we're supposed to think they're the ones who are tough on national security? Again, I say "Ha!"
Maybe you should go back to making fun of Nancy Pelosi's looks, Stantis. She's more your speed. Besides, she's the current Republican talking point - oooooo - scary - if the Democrats win she'll be the new Speaker. Yeah, lord knows Denny Hastert, one of your boys, is a much better leader of the Congress. Hey Scott, do they let sexual predators and admitted felons sit at the big people's table with you?
As for today's strip, I have no clue why Stantis is going off on people thinking gray hair is sexy. They've been saying for years that Sean Connery is one of the sexiest men alive, so what's the big deal? I think this is probably Stantis's fear of growing old rearing its ugly head again. Maybe he woke up and discovered that he's got a gray hair or two and he's panicking. Who knows.
The freaky part is that third panel, where he goes off on how this is the most "self-absorbed generation" and it takes "self-aggrandizement" to a whole new level. WTF? Because growing old is a good thing? What, when we hit 50 we're supposed to pull out our walkers and wait for death? Geez Stantis, just because you can't get it up at night doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Pop a few viagra like your hero Rush and pretend like a nuclear North Korea isn't that big a deal like your hero Bush and everything will be alright.
Comments
Anyone been listening to Stantit's podcasts lately? Does he still blubber on about fanmail with Toby? I'm about 2% curious, not enough to listen to them myself.
Posted by: FredN. at October 10, 2006 10:54 AM
*after reading today's comic*
...Stantis seriously needs to know when to shut up...
Posted by: AtmanRyu at October 10, 2006 10:54 AM
I don't get it. Did Scotty's wife leave him for an older man?
Posted by: Annie at October 10, 2006 12:35 PM
