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October 24, 2006
Stantis Stays the Course
President George W. Bush is a liar.
Is it okay to say that now? I mean I know in the past we weren't supposed to - not in a time of war, maybe it was faulty intelligence, he didn't really mean that, blah blah blah - but if you say we're "stay the course" for three years and then say "we've never been stay the course," YOU'RE A LIAR.
It just shows the desperate measures these Bush Republicans will go to in order to stay in power.
Now notice how I didn't say "Republicans." No, these folks are totally devoted to The Leader and will do whatever Bush tells them to do. Congress is filled with them, as are a good number of the Red States. Bush wants torture? They give it to him. Bush wants to kill habeas corpus? They torture it until it's nearly dead so Bush can put the final bullet in its brain. They're Bush Republicans.
Scott Stantis is a perfect example of a Bush Republican. Oh sure now he might be whining that there are "Republicrats" in charge, but then he still goes ahead and follows the Bush Republican Talking Points like a good little toady. Yesterday it was "ooh Scary Nancy Pelosi might take over."
Today it's Harry Reid's "shady land deal." First off, if you're going to talk about this issue fucking get the facts straight before you go writing about it. Reid bought the land for $400,000, transferred it to an LLC, and then the company sold it for $1.1 million. That means Reid made a profit of $700,000 you nitwit - what, they don't teach simple subtraction in your No Child Left Behind school?
And ultimately Reid didn't do anything wrong (check out the article or do a google and you'll see that he probably should have written something to Congress about transferring it to a limited liability, but other than that there was nothing "shady" or unethical about this). Instead it was yet another story from AP writer John Solomon, who has a boner for Reid and is trying to take him down whenever he can (firstly trying to connect Reid to Abramoff and failing - just like Stantis, and secondly by some stupid boxing story - and Reid has been vindicated each time). Ah yes, the liberal media. They'll make up shit about Harry Reid, but the President says he's never been stay the course? Just move on to the next question, George S.
You want to talk about shady land deals? Let's talk about Dennis Hastert buying land in the middle of nowhere and then gave his state earmarks to build a highway to that land. He made a sweet $2 million on that deal (that's $1.3 million more than Reid made without using tax payer dollars to line his own pocket, for those of you like Stantis who can't fucking work a calculator).
It's just one more sign of how desperate and pathetic the Bush Republicans are getting as November 7th approaches. They'll lie and just make shit up while they're making fun of a senior citizen's appearance and swearing they're not blind followers of Bush while sucking his dick the whole time. That's why I think they've already won on November 7th - these people aren't above rigging elections. In fact, they're counting on it.
And if you disagree, there's a nice warm cell in a secret prison with a waterboard in the corner with your name on it.
Comments
Oh and of course it was Winslow proudly showing off a bumper sticker slamming a Democrat - way to go Stantis - you're staying the course of not keeping your characters straight.
Posted by: The Furnace at October 24, 2006 08:42 AM
Lousy or not, Stantis should be grateful that he has a minority at all. I've heard tell some Republicans have to water the lawn by themselves.
Posted by: Marc Heiden at October 24, 2006 09:08 AM
Tomorrow's bumper sticker:
Barack Obama: Half Macaca! Do you want him running things?
Thursday's:
Hillary Clinton: No, she's not a Lesbian, and she didn't have plastic surgery! Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Friday's:
Tammy Duckworth: She'll Cut and Wriggle Away!
Posted by: Annie at October 24, 2006 10:52 AM
Actually, how much you want to bet that Scottie's are more unfunny than mine? And I thought them up in two minutes, for free!
Posted by: Annie at October 24, 2006 10:53 AM
Aw, isn't really nice to see that Stantis relies on good ol' mud slinging instead of, I dunno, CONSTRUCTIVE ACTUAL FACTS of his own party?
And he said his comic was about watered down politics?
People like that disgust me to no end...
Posted by: AtmanRyu at October 24, 2006 01:10 PM
