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October 21, 2006
She Can Just Blame Her Problem On Being An Alcoholic Like Every Other Republican
Apparently Republican Congresswoman Sue Kelly(R-NY)is running towards that Politics Free Zone.
Thursday: Carmen wants to seal herself off from all of the bad political things happening to her party.
Friday: Carmen loves talking about politics and can't stop.
Saturday: Carmen so loves talking politics that she can't even sit in a "Politics Free Zone" for five minutes and has to run to her "Fair and Balanced" heroes O'Reilly, Rush, and Hannity.
Why the hell does Scott Stantis have a comic strip again?
Carmen is so fed up with everything she ERECTS A FREAKIN' WALL. Things are so bad you'd think the last thing she'd want to do is talk about North Korea's nukes, the debacle in Iraq, Foleygate, etc. But nope - she can't hold it in - she's just got to talk politics baby!
Of course Republicans right now don't really want to talk about politics. There isn't a single issue they can crow about as the elections approach (and don't tell me the economy - no economy propped up by 8 trillion in debt is strong). Obviously Carmen would want to shut up Winslow, who should be running around sticking Carmen's nose in the fact that seemingly every day something bad is coming out about the Most Corrupt Congress Ever. Did you hear yet another Congressman might have been preying on underage pages? Or that a Congressman thought there had only been 17 soldiers killed in Iraq this past month instead of 71? Or that Ken Blackwell is smearing his Democratic candidate in Ohio by going around saying his opponent is gay when he's not? Or that George Bush campaigned for a Republican that settled out of court with his mistress that he strangled? Guys, this is all in the past TWO DAYS.
So by all means Carmen/Stantis, let's talk politics. Where would you like to start? Lemme guess - maybe you want to accuse Hillary of being gay like Rush does all the time. Or maybe O'Reilly saying he wants to take a hand grenade to the lefty bloggers. Or Hannity telling Democratic voters to stay home in order to save America.
You smell that? It's desperation. And Stantis and Carmen and the rest of the Republicans reek of it. So let's talk - I'm more than happy to hold my nose while we do.
(Note: I still think the Republicans will win on November 7th. Like I said in 2000, and 2002, and 2004, the fix is in. I hope I'm wrong, but when a company that admits it supports Republicans also runs the electronic voting, and it's been proven that those voting machines can be hacked easily, I'm not holding my breath that we'll ever have fair elections in this country again until there are some major changes. And it's hard to win the game when the refs have been paid off.)
