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October 02, 2006
Muslims on Trampolines

Oh heavenly dog. That crazy Winslow, the purported "liberal" from Prickly City. The goofy, silly, trend-hopping thong-hound who is, in the words of Scott Stantis, "well-intentioned but dim-witted -- in short, a Democrat," agrees with Pope Benedict XVI, who recently referred to someone referring to the teachings of Muhammad as "evil and inhuman." Yes, the same Winslow who back in May of 2005 questioned the selection of Benedict XVI, complaining that "he doesn't believe in moral relativism at all," later adding whilst dancing a jig, "was it too much to expect a Pope that would look around and join the party?"
So, in other words, Scott Stantis ONCE AGAIN DEMONSTRATES EITHER A SEVERE IGNORANCE OF HIS OWN CHARACTERS OR HE SIMPLY IS TOO LAZY OR UNCONCERNED WITH ANY SORT OF CHARACTER CONTINUITY THAT HE'LL HAVE WHOMEVER SAY WHATEVER IS CONVENIENT FOR HIS LATEST 'STORYLINE.'
Pop Quiz, hotshot: Between Carmen and Winslow WHO is going to agree with the Pope re: Muslims? WHO IS GOING TO AGREE WITH THE POPE?!
Yes, that's right: Carmen B. Neocontotzi. But Stantis wouldn't dare show Carmen getting bounced on by crazed-n-rioting Muslims.
So Stantis hacks his way to another day and Winslow pays the price.
Comments
The pope's too busy basking in the glow of God's glowing glow to make sure he doesn't offend adherents to the second largest religion in the whole world.
Posted by: FredN. at October 2, 2006 10:16 AM
I want a t-shirt with Carmen's picture and the caption, "Carmen B. Neocontotzi."
Posted by: The Furnace at October 2, 2006 11:39 AM

