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October 17, 2006
How Dare You...Get Caught!
Carmen is mad. Not just mad, violently angry. It started yesterday when Carmen fumed that the Mark Foley cover-up was going to hurt her Republican party in the November 7th elections. Today she takes that anger out (in her dreams, anyway) by hitting Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert(R-IL) in the head with a fish.
Yeah, with a fish. I dunno. At first I thought she was dragging a stuffed animal or something and then Winslow was kind enough to explain that it was a giant goldfish.
I'm really happy to see Stantis tackle the Foley scandal. And I'm even happier to see Stantis show his true colors. He's not mad at Foley for trying to sexually prey on teenage boys. He's not even mad that Dennis Hastert covered up the perverted emails and instant messages he's known about for months, even years. No, Stantis and Carmen and the rest of the Republicans are angry that they've been busted trying to cover it up only weeks away from the election.
Now I personally would think that they would be angry that their party - the party of morals - was protecting a sexual predator and endangering our children. Nope. They could care less about that part. Heck, they don't even really care that the guy is gay. No, Stantis is much more upset with Giant Man Turtle Hastert that he was stupid enough to get caught covering it up so close to a pivotal election.
Of course by the end of the week Stantis will, as predicted, try to pin all of this on the Democrats. I'm sure Stantis will explain that the Dems turned Foley gay, then programmed him to be a sexual predator, and then hypnotized Hastert into covering it up for them. How dare they, those immoral bastards! Don't they know that the Republican party is morally uncorruptible?!?
Well, as long as morals only deal with what happens in the bedroom. Little things like rising poverty rates, bribery, and lying to go to war don't really fit under the moral "banner" when it comes to Republicans, do they? I mean if that were the case, Carmen is going to have to get a whole lot angrier and buy a lot more fish.
Comments
How did Carmen get a fish in the desert?
Posted by: Annie at October 17, 2006 09:51 AM
I wonder how Stantis would have tackled this one if the character of Carmen had been male...
Posted by: willie lee at October 17, 2006 11:16 AM
I'm not TOO sure about the Dems part. Scott wrote this letter at Cagle
http://cagle.com/news/blog/
Posted by: Charles at October 17, 2006 10:29 PM
Oh I don't know about that, based on this line from the last paragraph:
"And, yes, the democrats finger prints are all over this."
Even as he slams his Republicans, he has to some how, some way drag Dems into this even though they weren't involved. It's Abramoff all over again.
Posted by: The Furnace at October 17, 2006 10:36 PM
