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October 30, 2006
Bumper Grinder
Stantis -- champion of the little people -- once again attacks another corporation that has made a business decision to declare Chapter 11. It's inspiring individuals like Stantis -- fighting the power, not believing the hype, bringing the noise, bum-rushing the show -- that make our country great. He's like a modern-day Eugene Debs. Or a white Carlton Douglas Ridenhour. Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man.
And what an inspirational message to send out the week before the mid-terms elections, too! Hang the rich who hide behind their protective layers of laws! Take to the streets and throw out those who abuse their power! Rise up, America! Rise up and take this country back from the corrupt forces of lying cheaters! RISE UP!
I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you, Scott, are the greatest hero in American history.
Comments
If Al Franken wears a wig he should get his money back.
Does Stantis even realize nobody cared about this two weeks ago when it happened, much less a week before the elections?
Posted by: The Furnace at October 30, 2006 08:48 AM
Personally speaking, Stantis' the LAST person that should talk about losing integrity... Didn't he listen to himself in his podcasts?
Posted by: AtmanRyu at October 30, 2006 01:55 PM
I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y
Sorry, too long to fit on one of those silly-ass bumper stickers that Scotty featured last week.
Posted by: jackmac at October 30, 2006 02:02 PM
