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September 29, 2006
Strap on Those Helmets; Detour Ahead
Wow. It's almost as though Stantis were embarrassed at being completely schooled, taught, learned, spanked, mocked, and educated by Sacki's tremendous post of yesterday, and he called up the syndicate and begged them to discontinue his idiotic, go-nowhere Republicrat storyline and instead substitute a strip about the new new math.
How else to explain the sudden change-of-course? (Besides, of course, the fact that Stantis goes into every work day not having any idea what he's going to do, is incapable of plotting out and following through with a storyline, just spends his time surfing fox news dot com headlines for a clue as to what he should write about, and is a raving, foaming-at-de-mouf whacko jerkwad.)
So I got nothing today. New new math? I think Charles Schultz neatly summed-up the Great Math Debate by having Snoopy think aloud: "When all you have to count are the hours to suppertime, it doesn't matter whether you use 'old math' or 'new math'!"
So that just leaves the helmets and pads to focus on. Therefore:
Comments
Thanks for making me look up the word "gamin."
Posted by: The Furnace at September 29, 2006 10:04 AM
Reagan, 1975: "I disagree completely when government says that because of the number of head injuries from accidents with motorcycles that he should be forced to wear a helmet. I happen to think he’s stupid if he rides a motorcycle without a helmet, but that’s one of our sacred rights–to be stupid."
I think we can pinpoint Stantis as a Reagan Republican. Sacred right to be stupid. Priceless.
Posted by: Sacki at September 29, 2006 10:35 AM
Ah, but they are connected. The foundation of the Republican platform is fuzzy math.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2006 11:29 AM
