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September 08, 2006
F.U., Mr. U.S.A.D.D. AKA S.S.
Let me get this straight. Let me see if I understand this correctly. Master Modern American Satirist, Scott Stantis, let this past week unfold as follows:
Monday [Labor Day] --> How about that energy drink, eh?
Tuesday --> How about that energy drink, eh?
Wednesday --> How about that energy drink, eh? It's just what "Ritalin Nation" needs.
Thursday --> Whatever happened to leisure time in America?
Friday --> Ritalin Nation AKA U.S.A.D.D. always has to be doing something. Awwwwwwwwwwwww AKA Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Either he is more subtle than he lets on and this week was a satire of ADD storytelling OR he is even more confused, stupid, ugly, drunk, high on fumes, misguided, awful, terrible, sucky, craptacular, horrendous, monkey-fucking, and in need of his own Ritalin subscription than I originally thought.
YOU make the call, gentle reader.
Comments
I'd say all of the above, but I'm not sure if it's monkeys or chimps.
Posted by: The Furnace at September 8, 2006 08:29 AM
Tomorrow, energy drinks and gadgets will be shown to cause ADD. Well, in Logical World, that's what would happen. In Prickly City, tomorrow is the day when Tucker Carlson dances the cha-cha with Ann Coulter while Winslow tries to fly and Carmen, his only friend, makes fun of him.
Posted by: Annie at September 8, 2006 12:00 PM
