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September 18, 2006
Fauxtograph -- I Don't Want Your, Fautxograph -- I Don't Need Your
For someone with such a severe distaste for celebrity culture and influence, Stantis takes seemingly every opportunity to drop names and trends in his little stupid strips. If he's so anti-celebrity shouldn't he just ignore these people like the rest of us?
I suppose it's similar to the evanchristicals who simply can't exist in this world if a black woman bares her nipple-covered breast on television. If I were them I would simply CHANGE THE CHANNEL, GO EAT THE BODY OF JESUS, SIP FROM THE CUP OF JESUS' BLOOD, and BASK IN THE GLOW OF GOD'S GLOWING GLOW. I wouldn't sit around and write letters to the FCC with one hand while jerking myself off with the other.
Comments
The real mystery is how Winslow is able to turn the light on and off by simply yelling "click" since the lamp is on the other side of the bed.
BTW, Creepiest Baby Ever. It's as if he's looking through the camera and into my very soul, hoping to devour it and bury it in a volcano.
Posted by: The Furnace at September 18, 2006 08:09 AM
Bask in the glow of god's glowing glow.
Best line ever.
Posted by: FredN. at September 18, 2006 08:18 AM
