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September 19, 2006
At Least It's Not a Week of TomKat
Apparently Stantis was reading the Wall Street Journal last month. They ran a story on mini-clinics - those small doctor's offices that are now being built into stores and malls so people can go there to get a quick check up instead of waiting for weeks to get into a regular clinic. Here's the link, but it won't do you any good unless you're a subscriber (which I'm not, so I looked at this entry on a blog for a summary of the story).
I guess this is just one more terrible horrible advancement in our society that Stantis hates so much. I'll bet he protested when drug stores and grocery stores combined decades ago - how dare they sell my drugs next to the Twix bars! Of course now everyone accepts that it's a really good idea. And personally I think this is a great idea, especially if it costs half as much as going to a regular clinic and right after walking out I can drop off my Rx, go buy groceries, pick up my drugs, and go home. Sure beats the three trips I'd have to take all over town that Stantis wants me to make.
For some odd reason Stantis thinks the guys who work at these mini-clinics want to sexually molest him. The less said about that, the better. Although a lot of people would argue that the health care companies sure like to rape people (figuratively, of course - not like that sicko Stantis implies).
So really Scott you're the only one who's going to resist this. Embrace the future. It's really not that bad. I know that you and the Beav want things to be like they were back in the 50s, but let it go. I'm sorry, but I don't hear a lot of other people complaining that they can buy their Tylenol one aisle over from the diapers and another aisle over from the shampoo, the whole while my drugs are being dispensed in the corner. Or maybe you don't like the idea of sick people being around your fresh veggies. Um, newsflash: they already are. Unless the spinach is what's making them sick in the first place.
Comments
Yeah, it is a coo-coo position that Stantits takes today. WTF?
P.S. Use bugmenot.com if you ever need to access a site w/o being a subscriber.
Posted by: FredN. at September 19, 2006 10:37 AM
There's a reason why psycho analists have couches in their offices.
Posted by: Sacki at September 19, 2006 10:48 AM
