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September 25, 2006

Aw, poor Scott Stantis. He's apparently been asleep the last six years. As he blinks away the crust that has formed around his eyes and rubs his scratchy beard, he muses about the "unchecked growth of the federal government." Yes, yes; that must be the problem with the world today. The "unchecked growth of the federal government." He'll never be able to go back to sleep now, not with thoughts of the "unchecked growth of the federal government" flowing through his head. Poor Scott Stantis. He can't get back to sleep. There's a wet spot. There's two+ years worth of GOP ejaculate all over the sheets. You've messed your bed, Scott, and now you must lie in it.
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I love Reagan Republicans like Stantis - they always forget that Ronnie originally ran up the greatest debts and deficits in our nation's history, only to be topped by Bush 1, and now Bush 2 (some guy in the middle actually lowered them under his watch - what was that guy's name again?).
Good point too CJo - what, in 2004 he didn't realize that Bush 2 liked to spend our money and expand the federal government so he could say he created new jobs?
Posted by: The Furnace at September 25, 2006 09:26 AM

