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August 09, 2006
You're Out of Touch; I'm Out of Time
Look out, world. Carmen is coming after your black [space] berries and your lap [space] tops.
With her passion on the technology issue, maybe she should lobby congress to propose a Constitutional Amendment to ban 'gadgets.' Or at least to deem that gadgets can only be used to look at heterosexual pornography, worship God, and order goods at Wal-Mart.
And while she's at it, maybe she can convince Joe Lieberman (now that he'll have so much free time) to re-take up the cause of bad language, sex, and violence in popular culture. Their first target should be an animal-punching, "crud"-exclaiming little girl and her bestiality-fiend coyote friend.
Comments
Maybe if Stantis didn't always use the first three panels to repeat what he's been saying all week he could do cute things like have Carmen try to make people use paper cups and string or have her start up her own Pony Express.
Posted by: The Furnace at August 9, 2006 09:37 AM
