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August 25, 2006

I Was Publicly Educated

TODAY'S STRIP

[to the tune of "I Wanna Be Sedated"]

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
until I'm publicly educated
Ask me who McGovern was I'll say I don't know
I was publicly educated
Just get me to the airport and send me to Georgia
I must avenge the loss of Cindy McKenna
When you ask me why all I can say is "du-uh"
Oh no oh oh oh ohhh

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four is as high as I count
I was publicly educated
In Florida and Ohio I just want a recount
I was publicly educated
Shout it from the rooftops, "I'm a lefty lefty loon"
Let's cut and run in Iraq and bring them home too soon
I'll make sure to bring my bat when I take off for the moon
Oh no oh oh oh ohhh

Bamp-ba-ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba-ba-ba
I was publicly educated
Bamp-ba-ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba-ba-ba
I was publicly educated

Posted by CJo on August 25, 2006 08:00 AM

Comments

CJo always brings the song parody goodness - great job.

And I think Scott Stantis has confirmed he's the only person in the country who cares about Congresswoman McKennaKinney.

Posted by: The Furnace at August 25, 2006 09:08 AM

You have the gizmos; that calls for a pod [space] cast featuring your vocal stylings. Or at least a You [space] Tube.

Posted by: Sacki at August 25, 2006 10:03 AM

Hmmm...at least Scott got her name right this time.

Posted by: Charles at August 25, 2006 12:44 PM

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