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August 15, 2006
A Culture of Life Thing
It's a culture of life thing
You heathens wouldn't understand
We equate discarded embryos
With every child, woman, and man
It's a culture of life thing
We protect the unborn but not death-row beasts
Or the Iraqis or the Afghanis or
Frankly, anyone in the Middle East
It's a culture of life thing
We decide to embrace Terri Schiavo
And we try and we try and we try
To wake her up before she goes-goes
It's a culture of life thing
We all live until buried in dirt
We all must come to Choose Life
Like it says on George Michael's shirt
Comments
I know this 12-year-old kid that says if you can cure cancer by mashing him up he'll do it in exchange for a night with a hooker and a six pack before you put him in the blender.
Posted by: The Furnace at August 15, 2006 08:58 AM
I don't know about mashing up a 12-year-old to cure disease, but I think it's okay to gang-rape a 14-year-old, then murder her and her family in a pathetic attempt to hide the evidence, because that's called "supporting the troops".
It's definitely okay to kill tens of thousands of people of all ages in a preemptive war that might kill a few terrorists who might try to kill us.
I'm sure Scottie would agree. Intellectual consistency is his strength!
Posted by: Annie at August 15, 2006 10:08 AM
