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July 31, 2006
All You Zombies
Why is this in my morning paper?
It's bad enough that Prickly City became the Two-Weeks-Old Non-News Headline Repository of the Comics. Now it's the friggin' Obituaries. Combine that with Winslow in wedgie-inducing shorts and a belly shirt and you have quite possibly the WORST. COMIC. STRIP. IN. THE. HISTORY. OF. THE. WORLD. AND. THAT. INCLUDES. EIGHTY-EIGHT. YEARS. AND. COUNTING. OF. GASOLINE. ALLEY.
And what's wrong with this world anyway when cheap whores in orange shorts serving chicken wings are more popular than the beautiful tunes of Philadelphia, PA's The Hooters.
Dear single male: You want to score some chicks? Don't hang out in a pretend-strip club flirting with your wings-server. Instead, crank up The Hooters on the boombox and walk around the park. Like the Pied Piper, soon a parade of women will be following you around, frolicking, spinning, dancing. Like a wave on the ocean. You could be liars in love, and you dance. Swept away for a moment by chance. You dance and dance and dance.
Comments
That, or buy a puppy and take it to the park. I hear they're chick magnets. I hope PC gets a real Hooters so Carmen can protest how it objectifies women.
Posted by: The Furnace at July 31, 2006 10:57 AM
Even better, Carmen can start protesting, and then Ann Coulter can show up and talk about how protesting objectification of women is a horrible liberal trait, and then she can take Carmen out shopping for thong underwear.
Besides, there was a big lawsuit about 10 years back, and Hooters won: men can't work as table servers at Hooters.
I'm not sure if Ann Coulter can work there or not.
Posted by: Annie at July 31, 2006 11:23 AM
Will the puppy be even more of a chick magnet if I dress it up in a Hooters waitress' outfit? Oddly, I think yes.
Posted by: JB at July 31, 2006 11:25 AM
Today's strip was disturbing. I couldn't read the last panel because of the image of Winslow in tights has scarred me.
"Gasoline Ally" is still around!? Geez, arn't the creator dead or something?
Posted by: Charles Brubaker at July 31, 2006 07:26 PM
