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July 19, 2006
Smear & Balanced
Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat.
That, my friends, is the sound of Scott Stantis patting himself on the back.
"I really done zang the Grand Old Party today. No one gonna 'cuse me of being an administration lapdog. I'm fair-n-balanced."
Long-time readers of Prickly City might recall other Stantis zings of prominent Republicans, such as:
-Gee willikers, they sure are spending a lot of money.
-The administration may be listening in on our telephone calls, but sometimes you have to give up a little freedom to fight for freedom.
-The Desert Hamsters are giving us a tough fight, but ultimately a flower will spring forth from the desert.
Of course he's aimed a few zingers at the Democrats too. Hmmmm, let me see if I recall any off the top of my head:
-Ted Kennedy fucks monkeys.
-Ted Kennedy drinks alcohol.
-Chappaquiddick!!!!!!!!!
-Hillary Clinton is a pushy bitch.
-John Kerry looks like Frankenstein.
-Al Gore looks like Frankenstein.
-Howard Dean is a screaming, fat lunatic.
-John Murtha doesn't "listen" to his meds.
As you know, I take 4-6 minutes of my valuable free time every 2-3 weeks to listen to Scott's podcasts. As you might expect, he spends a considerable amount of time railing against "liberalism," parroting the Coulter/Malkin line that liberals are unhinged, that they never argue ideas or political philosophy, that they just resort to name-calling and character attacks.
And I wonder to myself: How does this man even exist? How does Prickly City have an audience? Where the fuck is Dio? WHERE ARE THE WINSLOW PLUSH TOYS HE PROMISED TWO YEARS AGO??
And then I pray for the return of Kevin the Lost Bunny of the Apocalypse, for even though Prickly City might be the dirty, scavenging cockroach of the comic strip world, it would not survive Armageddon.
Comments
Two words (count 'em): Michael "Fat, slovenly, mentally unhinged" Moore.
Posted by: sacki at July 19, 2006 11:28 AM
So I'm not the only one wondering where the Winslow plush toy went? Oh yeah, and I never got that sticker either... Then Prickly Inc. used my address from the email I used to request it to ask me to support the addition of PC to an Arizona newpaper.
Posted by: JB at July 19, 2006 11:43 AM
