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June 20, 2006
Rock and Roll Over
Oh, you wacky Winslow. In today's obvious follow-up to yesterday's Crazy Chertoff Money Orgy, it turns out that Winslow took Cher up on the offer and has sold himself out to The Man. Even got himself a fancy shmancy blimp, because that seems to be the only mode of transportation Scott Stantis can draw.
First of all, it surprises me that Winslow took him up on the deal, seeing as how he's supposed to be a liberal (okay, it doesn't surprise me one bit since it's Stantis, but it's a theme I've run into the ground so I'm going to keep running). You see, it looks as though most of Bush's buddies that were appointed to Homeland Security posts are the ones that are making mucho dinero in the private sector. In fact upwards of 90 of them have quit working for Bush and Chertoff and instead make more on the outside - and you just know they were making big bucks under this big government outfit. But hey, far be it for Stantis to actually have the Conservative Carmen be the one to sell out - lord knows nobody on the right sells out.
Secondly, what the hell is drawn on the side of Winslow the Republican's blimp? At first I thought Winslow had a problem with rock formations and the moon. Maybe he's against MSN Messenger (you know that little green guy in their icon). Then maybe it was a condom going on an erect Dick (Cheney). But then it hit me: I think it's supposed to be Osama bin Laden. No, really, that's what I think it is.
That brings us to today's Shrubville contest: what do YOU think is on Winslow's blimp? Most creative answer wins a phone call from Sacki on Thursday where he explains just what the heck he's talking about.
Comments
It's Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. When Scotty drew this masterpiece two weeks ago, al-Zarqawi was still a day or two away from his eternal reward.
Posted by: jackmac at June 20, 2006 10:27 AM
I think it's Osama myself.
I got tomorrow's strip in advance and while the drawing's not detailed enough, it's drawn big enough to definatly know that's Osama on the blimp.
Posted by: Charles Brubaker at June 20, 2006 10:32 AM
I agree, it's totally Obama, and the message is: Don't Run in '08.
p.s. Since I'm clearly the winner, how do I call myself?
Posted by: Sacki at June 20, 2006 02:14 PM
Damn. And here I thought it was one of those magical mushrooms... The message was "winners don't use drugs." An arcade game told me that.
Posted by: JB at June 20, 2006 02:39 PM
Since Charles had a bit of inside info I guess Sacki is the winner, since - much like licking one's elbow - I want to see Sacki attempt to call himself. I guess 90% of the people do it, but it can never be done...
Posted by: The Furnace at June 20, 2006 02:45 PM
I guess it's too late for me to speculate that the picture is Beaker's black half-brother with a parachute, and it's an anti-miscegenation blimp intended to rally the base in the South.
Posted by: Marc Heiden at June 20, 2006 08:31 PM
