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June 19, 2006
Monkey Eat, Monkey Doo-Doo
I guarantee you Stantis is sitting at home right now like a monkey patting himself on the back. "I'm no Administration lapdog," he's saying to himself. "To all my naysayers and ballbusters, I present to you this strip as evidence that I will take a shot at anyone, Left or Right."
Yes, Scott. Congratulations. [slow clap...slow clap...building...building...going faster now...faster...faster...faster...uproarious applause.] Whoopdeefuckingdo. Just like with a dirty Jennifer Grey starring as some dirty woman in some dirty film about dirty dancing that I have refused to watch since its dirty opening day until this very moment in time: Nobody puts Scotty in a corner. (That movie's name was Road House.)
So in the ENTIRE fucking REALM of the Grand Ole Partay-in-charge -- from the White House to the Senate to the House -- he's singled out the Homeland Security guy as a profligate fool.
I suppose Scott might also blame the monkeys for eating all the bananas in the world when it is clearly God who has created, budgeted, authorized, and distributed the bananas. You can't blame the monkeys, man! They're just doing what they were nominated to do: dance for nickels when the master grinds the organ.
Comments
I love how Republicans like Stantis are all about "personal responsibity" - until it comes time for them to take some. You re-elected these jokers, Stantis - be a man and accept that you screwed up. If he was a man then Winslow would be the one challenging Chertoff since no other Stantis Republicans are. But nope, Stantis wants it all. He wants to be right about everything, even though he was the first to blame the local officials when Katrina hit. So which is it Scotty - is Homeland Security to blame, or are the locals? You can't answer that yet because you haven't had a chance to stick your finger up in the air and see how the political winds are blowing. Well I've got a finger right here for you, slapnuts.
Posted by: The Furnace at June 19, 2006 10:18 AM
You guys may disagree with me, but I laughed at this strip.
I dunno...the thought of a crazy politician throwing money like that is hilarious to me...and at least Stantis's reason to draw this is better than last week's Al Gore shtick.
Posted by: Charles Brubaker at June 19, 2006 10:24 AM
Unfortunately the only way Stantis knows how to draw anybody that isn't Carmen or Winslow is as fat, crazy, a drunk, or all of the above.
Posted by: The Furnace at June 19, 2006 10:29 AM
I'll admit that in his editorials that's more understandable to Alabama, some of his characatures of Alabama politicians are funny.
For example, Stantis drew former Alabama Governor Fob James as "Tinker Fob", where Fob dressed up like tinker bell (similar to how Ted Rall draws Bush as "Generalissimo El Busho")
Posted by: Charles Brubaker at June 20, 2006 08:07 AM
