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May 22, 2006
Heiny Bird
You know who's a real heiny bird? (Besides Jay Mariotti, of course.)
Scott Stantis.
Did you read the strip this morning? Scott Stantis is a real heiny bird. He flies around and around and around in circles until he flies up his own ass.
He spent the last two weeks going 'round and 'round on Iraq, flew square up his ass, then comes out with aliens, Roswell, and the fattening of America.
He may not deserve it for today's strip specifically, but believe me when I say he needs a sox in the jaw for a career of accumulated dickfacery.
And whoever punches him shall be hailed a hero forevermore.
Comments
Yeesh - another week Stantis sayiing "Americans are fat!" Dude, at least tackle American Idol or the NSA or something different.
Posted by: The Furnace at May 22, 2006 10:22 AM
Awfully judgemental for an alien that loves pi.
Posted by: JB at May 22, 2006 11:30 AM
This time, will it be Carmen who is too fat or Winslow? It's so hard to tell from the blobby drawings or what has happened in the so many past strips that address this issue.
Posted by: Annie at May 22, 2006 01:00 PM
Aye dios mio. Another week of bashing Mexicans...horrible.
Posted by: Sacki at May 22, 2006 03:45 PM
