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April 26, 2006
Fudge
Yes, those motherfucking, cocksucking, shitflinging, monkeybanging, titsmacking, assholelicking, jismsmoking, faggity, dickity, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuckingly craphead lawyers indeed, Scott.
Trial lawyers, I bet. On retainer for the 8-year-olds out there. Sitting in the bathroom just waiting for parents to come after their children with soap. Poised to sue.
THAT's what's wrong with America. Well, that and all those fucking swear words, right, 'ya dicksmack?
I mean, seriously. Jesus fucking Christ. This is our goddamned world today, isn't it. War, strife, anger, rising gas prices, shrinking middle class, a corrupt government, a dying environment, a Fox News anchor being annointed the White House Press Secretary, and this is what gets Scott's goat: "cussing."
It really is sad. Really motherfucking, cocksucking, shitflinging, monkeybanging, titsmacking, assholelicking, jismsmoking, faggity, dickity, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuckingly craphead sad.
Comments
Luckily the lawyer-loving liberal is the one who blames the lawyers...oh, wait - huh?
Posted by: The Furnace at April 26, 2006 09:20 AM
yeah, i think that's how monica got that cock in her dirty dirty mouth.
Posted by: sacki at April 26, 2006 12:43 PM
It was... it was... soap...poisoning!
Somebody had to say it.
Posted by: JB at April 27, 2006 12:30 AM
It all depends on what the definition of "jismsmoking" is.
Posted by: j kendall at April 27, 2006 08:38 AM
