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April 21, 2006
Dinner Bell, Dinner Bell: Ding
I know the Right Wing loves to pretend Hillary Clinton is a lesbian, but to have Carmen, the 8-year-old girl, salivate at the thought of "eating" Hillary is just bizarre beyond words.
But seriously, is that a doll's head coming out of Carmen's mouth? I see something round with eyes and a nose, hair in a widow's peak.
But whatever. Stantis makes a good point. Conservatives DO react like a pack of idiotic, slobbering, hungry devilbeasts, ready to viciously rip Hillary apart limb-by-limb with their ugly, evil maws. (Do they kiss their children with those horrible mouths? Their significant others? Thank goodness oral sex [AKA doing it Clinton-style] is a no-no with them. Can you imagine all the severed and bloody genitalia?)
So, yet again, I agree with Scott Stantis: the right-wing IS a group of reactionary idiots with a taste for human flesh, making rash, gut decisions with no thought. Silly conservatives. I bet they also glom onto any fad! Like Windows computers!
Comments
Rug burn!
Posted by: sacki at April 21, 2006 10:52 AM
They're only "rash, gut decisions" to you because you do not know the mind of the one true God, like they do.
Speaking of faddish "glom," I sure do like that Marc Bolan.
Posted by: j kendall at April 21, 2006 10:57 AM
