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March 03, 2006

When Doves Die

TODAY'S STRIP

I don't care where we go
I don't care what we do
I don't care, Linda the Lost Cactus Wren of the Apocalypse
Just take me with U

Even though you have Avian Flu...

U - I would die 4 U
Darling if you want me 2
U - I would die 4 U

So...Scott...

When U call up that shrink in Birmingham
U know the one - Dr. Everything-Should-Be-Conservative
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your MIND, Stantis.

’Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the Afterworld
In this life
You’re on your own (save for Toby)

And if de-newspaper editors try 2 bring U down
Go crazy - Sniff another marker.

Leaving us with...

I knew a girl named Carmen
I guess U could say she was a GOP-fiend
I met her standing next to a cactus
Liberal-baiting with a magazine
She said how’d U democrats like to win next time
All you gotta do is cheat and lie.

Posted by CJo on March 3, 2006 06:15 AM

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