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March 01, 2006
Wake Me When It's Over, Touch My Face, Tell me Every Word Has Been Erased
This guy is so stale.
How stale is he??
This guy is so stale he...uh...um...you know...repeats himself and stuff.
Which, of course, I'd never do.
If Scott can copy-and-paste yesterday's strip into today's while adding a zombie/lawyer joke instead of the deferment quip, then maybe I can copy-and-paste the Furnace's dead-on take from yesterday on the bullshit that is The Cheney Series. But I won't.
However, I will supply my own zombie/lawyer joke. Let's see...here goes...
"Harry Whittington is old and decrepit! Like a zombie FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! But he's a lawyer! Oh no! That's even scarier than a zombie!"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaawlarious.
Comments
Hey Scotty, if you're going with the lawyers and guns theme here's a couple more chestnuts. Feel free to steal 'em:
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? Skeet.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Posted by: jackmac at March 1, 2006 12:21 PM
How hard would it have been for Stantis to use one of the birds he's drawn in the past and spin a storyline out of that instead of stand up jokes? Maybe the duck is afraid Cheney is hunting him and the desert wren is more worried about being spied on. Geez, give us something other than warmed-over Jay Leno monologues.
Posted by: The Furnace at March 1, 2006 02:26 PM
Stantis has apparently spent some time undercover in third grade classrooms. "Yes, and it looks like the fellow is going to be ok" is exactly the kind of streetwise jive that eight year olds use.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 1, 2006 05:39 PM
