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March 22, 2006
Pigs Get Fat and Hogs Get Slaughtered
I'm just a simple guy, unlike my big-city-living colleagues here at Shrubville, CJo and Furnace. I don't know much about the whole Pilates craze or what the deal is with Buddhist yoga. I'm too busy working with my hands instead of sitting at a fancy desk with a bag of soy chips and Starbucks coffee to get fat. I'm not calling either of my esteamed broccoli-eating co-writers fat - not by a long shot. I wouldn't want to get them mad and have them sit on me. (Although that's probably some sort of highfalutin urban trend, too.)
The Democratic party - in cahoots with the liberal Hollywood elite - are causing this country to become obese, what with the way they glamorize unions, with their "workers' rights" and demanding more pay for less work. And with all that "free" time they go to their "Good Night and Good Luck" nostalgic box-office claptrap while eating a bucket of lard and cause real, patriotic, hard-working, free-market Americans to have to pick up the slack - the slack that these socialists would have in their clothes had they not gone so hog-wild at the trough of the welfare state. Well stated, Mr. Stantis.
Comments
Did anyone check out today's Medium Large? It's PC related:
http://www.drinkatwork.com/mediumlarge.html
Hilarious.
Posted by: JB at March 22, 2006 01:29 PM
I always thought comic-strip writers were rather incestous, but this is brilliant. Thanks for the heads-up, JB.
Posted by: Sacki at March 22, 2006 01:35 PM
