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March 27, 2006
A Pat of Dooky

Meet Winslow, who's lived most everywhere,
From Alaska to Barclay Square.
But Winslow's never seen the sight.
A coyote can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy varmint!
But all coyotes are cousins!
Identical cousins all the way.
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your fur,
When nametags tell you who's a him and who's a her!
Comments
So, how much longer do you think until Furries (that have been around since at least the 70's) make Scott's Signs of the Apocalypse list?
Posted by: JB at March 27, 2006 12:11 PM
Something tells me that Senor Coyote Rojo has his genitals attached to the undisplayed end of that leash.
Posted by: j kendall at March 27, 2006 12:46 PM
I think Winslow is acting like a coyote. If that heli-hat isn't made by ACME I'll eat my shoe.
Posted by: Anon at March 27, 2006 05:17 PM

