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March 13, 2006
Bow-Tied up in Knotts

If Michael Chertoff is the Don Knotts of the Bush administration,
and Cheney is the Norman Fell,
and Jenna & Barbara are the Suzanne Somers and Joyce DeWitt,
and Bill Frist is the Richard Kline,
and, of course, W is the John Ritter,
then who do we have to blame for this show getting picked up another term?
The 62,040,610 Americans who couldn't be bothered to get up and change the channel?
Or the people like Stantis who spent every waking hour aggressively promoting this claptrap?
He's YOUR Don Knotts, Scott. Enjoy.
Comments
Amen.
Posted by: The Furnace at March 13, 2006 09:31 AM

