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February 20, 2006
You S T I N K
Ah, yes. Gloating. The face of the modern-day Republican party. For a group of people -- generally speaking -- who are so afraid of indecent sex acts, they sure know how to RUB YOUR FACE IN IT.
Of course, you can't have the gloating without its antececent: Unadulterated Outrage. HOW DARE THEY QUESTION THIS GREAT MAN. HOW DARE THEY 'MAKE' HIS WIFE CRY. HOW DARE THEY THREATEN A FILIBUSTER...IT'S...IT'S...UNAMERICAN.
Bitch and moan about us powerless, liberal losers. Then gloat because we're powerless, liberal losers. And then thanks to Scott we know the next step: Unadulterated Outrage ---> Gloating ---> AFTER GLOAT!
After-Gloat: Splash a little on your face after gloating. Smell like a major-league asshole for years to come.
Comments
Word.
Someone needs to explain to Stantis that you can have a successful political comic strip, but it's best to deal with general concepts instead of time sensitive issues such as, say, the confirmation of a judge that people forgot about as soon as it happened. I'll bet you dollars to donuts that the majority of people think his name is Scalito.
Posted by: The Furnace at February 20, 2006 08:55 AM
Is she going to have those tumors on the left and right side of her face from panel one checked out? The sad fact is that she's probably already a goner if they're that large, but if she set up a good personal health savings account, she may have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 20, 2006 12:39 PM
I remember reading some liberal elite publication that said "pride goeth before a fall". It even labelled pride as a deadly sin! I'll bet this Jesus that Carmen learns about in her faith-based homeless shelter has a completely different take on it, though. I'll bet he says "Gloat over your enemies. Blessed are the warmongers. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for married homosexuals to enter the kingdom of heaven."
Ah, yes, it's another day in George Bush's America!
Posted by: Annie at February 20, 2006 03:59 PM
Thanks Annie - if Stantis continues the Alito storyline tomorrow I'm going to borrow your bit.
Posted by: The Furnace at February 20, 2006 05:34 PM
