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February 23, 2006
Can Of Corn
He's jumping the gun by a couple of weeks, but here it is: Baseball Fever (catch it).
Today Stantis is up to his usual bullshit, as Winslow -- the commie, pinko, bedwetting, liberal activist Democrat -- makes his Baseball Season To-Do List, and wouldn't you know it: his list is all about tactics for coping with another losing season by the Chicago Cubs. Cubs fans don't want to win! They just want to boo, drink beers, shout down opponents, and call umpires names. They're UNHINGED, you know!
Silly, Winslow. Your taunts of "We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher" won't do you or the Cubs a bit of good. If you wanted to do it right and ensure victory, you should probably add the following to your To-Do List:
Five healthy starting pitchers. Check.
Use a high on-base guy in front of Derrek Lee/Aramis Ramirez. Check.
Question use of bullpen by Dusty Baker. Check.
Suppress the opposition's offense. Check.
And you shall wait until 2008 (or forevermore), amen.
Comments
And your typical Republican/Rush/Right winger/Reactionary response (all together now ... )
'IT'S CLINTON'S FAULT!!!!!!'
Posted by: jackmac at February 23, 2006 10:50 AM
I'd be inclined to lay blame at the feet of the incompetent-but-sneaky Senator Dick "They (Cubs) Are Like the Nazis" Durbin.
Posted by: Sacki at February 23, 2006 11:21 AM
Apologies for going off topic and disrupted today's theme with my original comment. I see Cubs and my eyes glaze over. For the record, I was directly answering Scotty/Winslow's "Waaaah".
Posted by: jackmac at February 23, 2006 12:15 PM
I think Stantis is referencing the State of the Union Democratic response given by the new governor of Virginia, Tom Kaine. However the whole crying thing is so 5 years ago - I would have preferred the mocking of Kaine's People's Eyebrow (a Rock reference for you wrestling fans).
The best is now that Bush is pushing for the UAE to get the port contract, Republicans are questioning him - which means they care about America. Liberals have questioned him for 5 years now, but that's just because they hate Bush, of course.
Posted by: The Furnace at February 23, 2006 12:24 PM
I think the Waaaaaaa! it Stantis's own primal scream, as he realizes that he is completely out of ideas and that his own beloved party and President isn't going to help him out.
Posted by: Annie at February 23, 2006 12:30 PM
Lura Lynn Ryan should have been Harry Caray's wife.
Posted by: j kendall at February 24, 2006 01:15 PM
