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February 24, 2006
He Gawn
This guy is so stale.
How stale is he??
This guy is so stale he has more leftover Zingers than the 'expired' Dolly Madison store.
I mean, seriously. He's still gloating?
I'm not going to apologize for the Democrats. They certainly have their struggles. Their general manager is an ex-scout who values tools more than performance. And their on-field general would rather play a decrepit veteran like Teddy Kennedy than an up-n-coming rookie like Barack Obama. (Did you see what Obama did in the winter league? The kid can play. Give him a shot, man!)
But in the meantime the Republicans really need get over themselves. Where I come from, after a hard-fought victory it's time to do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight. Drink a little beer, shoot a little quail, get down tonight.
But these guys...what do they do after winning? What do they do as the fireworks are raining down from the scoreboard and the champagne is still on ice?
They drop their pants, dangle their ligues in our faces, and say, "YOU SUCK."
Not "Yahoo, we're the world champions," but "YOU SUCK! North side sucks! North side sucks! Southie FOREVER!"
Or something like that.
At any rate, hope springs eternal. This year is our next year, Democrats; this year. See you in October. Er...November.
Comments
I would like to take this moment and thank all of the Republicans that have opposed President Bush in his efforts to outsource the security of our ports to an Arab country that supports terrorism.
It's good to know now that you, like all Democrats, hate our freedom, hate our troops, are unpatriotic, and hate Bush. Welcome to the club!
How does it feel knowing that even though you "won" you still lost? Suckers.
Posted by: The Furnace at February 24, 2006 09:56 AM
WAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Mercy, you Cub fans are so sensitive.
Posted by: jackmac at February 24, 2006 12:34 PM
One would probably think otherwise, but I am so damn sick of "It is what it is." I've had it with that.
Posted by: j kendall at February 24, 2006 01:10 PM
