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February 22, 2006
Call Me Deacon Blues

He's jumping the gun by a couple of weeks, but here it is: March Madness. And we all remember how cranky Mr. S. gets when his 'Bama boys lose. Who can forget his memorable March 29, 2005 strip when he uses a Crimson Tide NCAA tournament loss as an excuse to poke fun at Terry Schiavo. Hillarious!
Today Stantis is up to his usual bullshit, as Winslow -- the commie, pinko, bedwetting, liberal activist Democrat -- makes his Election Season To-Do List, and wouldn't you know it: his list is all about tactics for disrupting an Ann Coulter lecture. Democrats don't want debate! They just want to boo, throw pies, shout down opponents, and call people names. They're UNHINGED, you know! UNHIIIIIIIINNNNGED!
Silly, Winslow. That won't do you and the Democrats a bit of good. If you wanted to do it right and ensure victory, you should probably add the following to your To-Do List:
Ghost-run a "news" network as a propaganda machine. Check.
Use fear. Check.
Question patriotism. Check.
Suppress the vote. Check.
Rig voting machines. Check.
And you shall rule forevermore, amen.
Comments
Swish!
Posted by: The Furnace at February 22, 2006 10:56 AM

