Shrubville

So Bill Clinton is a "sexual predator" and an "alleged rapist?" What does that make a guy who tortures people, kills innocent women and children, imprisons people with no charges indefinitely, and illegally spies on Americans?

Other than the worst president in the history of the United States.

I think it's funny this strip comes on the heels of yesterday's - if anyone knows about hypocrisy, it's Stantis.

Plus he's a dry drunk with access to nuclear weapons.

Well, maybe Bush launched an illegal war against a non-existant threat while ignoring several real ones, and MAYBE he authorized illegal wiretaps agianst american citizens and PERHAPS there are a few black site torture prisons BUT GODDAMNIT PEOPLE, the man hasn't had the NERVE to jerk off in front of an intern. Not even once.

If only Clinton had an adminsitration under several different criminal investigations for leaking classified information for the purpose of political payback, destroyed New Orleans, imposed his Imperial will on a dieing woman, and carried a sub 40% approval rating for 6 months, then MAYBE those of us in the MORAL MAJORITY could have gotten behind him.

Maybe Stantis can start a new trend. Like from now on we should always refer to "Alleged Coke Fiend President Bush," "Known Draft Dodger Dick Cheney," and "Manslaughterer Laura Bush (did you know she accidentally killed a classmate back in high school? True story).

Seriously - how pathetic is it that Stantis calls a former President an "alleged rapist?" I'm going to allege that Stantis kills puppies and rapes penguins (well in a literary sense Stantis does rip off Opus and Bloom County all the time. The puppy killer thing is just a rumor.).

Clearly, Stantis is disappointed by Bush if the best thing he can say right now is that Clinton is worse than Joe Paterno.