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January 16, 2006
Burp (In The Name of Love)
Taking a break from picking on the one Kennedy from Grabassachusetts who wasn't good enough to be assassinated (and he's the biggest - and therefore presumably the easiest - target to hit), today we have his doppelganger, the hairy & impolite coyote who has no control of his bodily functions.
Would the Taxandspendocratic senator have said "excellent" after letting loose a particularly well executed belch? Perhaps, but it's not on the record. However, combing over the historical archives here at Shrubville central, we can see the thoughts of the greats on the subject of gaseous eruptions.
George Washington: Our country's honor calls upon us for a vigorous and manly exertion; and if we now shamefully fail, we shall become infamous to the whole world.
Thomas Jefferson: I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
Theodore Roosevelt: Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Jimmy Carter: You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.
And finally, in the name of love...
Martin Luther King, Jr.: A right delayed is a right denied.
Comments
Haha, good stuff and good quotes. Despite knowing that this is probably the start of a week long tirade against public indecency, I have to admit I laughed at today's PC.
BTW, UComics was down for me, but Yahoo works:
http://news.yahoo.com/comics
Posted by: JB at January 16, 2006 01:45 PM
