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January 30, 2006

Left (Cheek) Behind

TODAY'S STRIP

Kevin the Lost Bunny of the Apocalypse lives.

If you ask me, the fact that dumb bunny is still considered a good idea for the strip is a sure sign of Le Temps d'End.

Putting that aside, I tried to find some information on Tom Daschle "thinking of running for president." Alas, the only "source" I could find referencing the story was everybody's (second or third) favorite wacky-right "news" outfit, Newsmax. Now, granted, that was just doing a very brief Google news search. A newspaperman with, say, the benefits and resources of, say, The Birmingham News might have better luck finding legitimate sources. (Not that we get our news from the comic strips. But, heck, the comics are probably more trustworthy than Newsmax.)

By the way, if you're looking for a clearer sign of the End of the World as we know it look no further than one of the best sponsors of many of the far right online publications. Not sure if you've noticed, but your newsmaxes, your coulters, and your malkins all have pictures of some shirtless guy in tight shorts trying to fuck the floor.

Wait, did I say "fuck the floor"? I'm sorry, I meant to say engaging in Politically Incorrect Fitness, Fighting & Maximum Success Instruction of Combat Conditioning.

I get the feeling Mr. Furey's video is a convenient form of material with which closeted Republicans can condition and exercise their...um...soldiers (similar to all those straight men out there Sweatin' to Anna Kournikova's "exercise" video).

Somewhere John Wayne is wanking.

Posted by CJo on January 30, 2006 09:07 AM

Comments

I hate to tell you this, because I so want Stantis to be wrong, but when I seached on tom daschle president, this was the first result:

http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060117/NEWS/60117013

Of course, Scott would only be happy if no Democrat won, thus bringing him closer to the neoconservative dictatorship of his dreams.

Posted by: Annie at January 30, 2006 10:20 AM

In the second panel, why does the moon (if that's what it is) say "oop?"

Posted by: The Furnace at January 30, 2006 02:32 PM

Title is very appropriate, for I believe it was Jesus of Nazareth who first decreed "Ass, gas or grass - nobody rides for free."

Posted by: sacki at January 30, 2006 03:57 PM

I thought that you might like to know that there's another blogger that finds Stantis as repulsive as you do:


An Open Letter to The Boston Globe

Posted by: counter-coulter at January 31, 2006 09:06 AM

Love the site ... I posted my second "Prickly city" blog entry yesterday, and a reader turned me on to Shrubville. I'm adding your site to my blogroll immediately - keep up the good work.

Also, you were dead-on in your earlier post about Stantis focusing on Nagin this week. And that floor-fucking-guy from Malkin's site has always made me queasy. At least they could have given the guy a high-pile shag carpet for comfort.

Posted by: vesti at January 31, 2006 09:07 AM

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