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December 21, 2005
You're the One for Me, Fatty
What a disingenuous S.[L.]O.B. Stantis is.
As The Furnace helpfully pointed out (and linked) yesterday, the Institute of Medicine did NOT say "watching food commercials on TV makes kids fat." Neither do they say then want to ban commercials that don't hawk healthful products.
Leave it to Mr. Hacky-on-Deadline to completely misrepresent the study to poke fun at the Number One Enemy of the State: Science.
I believe what the Institute of Medicine is trying to do is to TEACH THE CONTROVERSY surrounding cartoon junk food pitchmen.
You just gotz to teach the controversy, Scott. You gotz to. Our President says so.
This calls to mind a scientific controversy I hope they're teaching today: Why are some girls' mothers bigger than other girls' mothers?
Are you listening, Dover School Board?
Comments
This has been said again and again...Stantis clearly has not read his own character outlines! As the liberal, Winslow would not be so flippant about reductions in the freedom of speech. If he needs a "middle" ground voice, he should add another disposable character. I'm sure Dio or Shelly would fit the bill.
Posted by: Magpie at December 21, 2005 11:27 AM
Ooh, can we make that into a contest? We should see who can come up with the best character that Stantis would come up with. Not who we would add, but who Stantis would add. Can we do that CJo? Just in time for Boxing Day?
Posted by: The Furnace at December 21, 2005 01:54 PM
