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December 16, 2005
To Be The Man, You've Got to Beat The Man - Unless You Are The Man - Then Quitchyer Bitchin'
(Editor's note: CJo is slugging it out on the front lines of the War on Christmas. He will (hopefully) return on Monday. May Winslow watch over you, little one.)
"Now that's just The Man trying to keep me down."
It's official: Carmen's black.
As for today's comic, Carmen figures that if some kid can be mayor in Michigan, why not her? Winslow points out that she's not even old enough to vote, hence Carmen's revealing line showing that she has long suffered in the fight against Whitey.
So what platform will our little neo-con tot run on? Here are some of my thoughts - please, feel free to add your own suggestions in the Comments section.
- The No-Fly Zone Platform. Any coyotes who try to fly will be arrested, since God - er, I mean the Intelligent Designer didn't intend for coyotes to fly. Therefore they should be put in jail so they don't try to convince other animals to fly.
- The Anti-Dio Platform. Come on, the lizard's name means "devil" in Latin. And I'm pretty sure that the whole "Holy Diver" album is a tribute to the Lord Satan.
- The Pro-Ann Coulter Platform. She may not agree with gay marriage, but what's not to love about a transgendered blond with long legs?
- The Anti-Stinky Smelly Liberal Platform. Speaks for itself.
- The Scott Stantis Is A Sex Machine Platform. Come on, you know that's how he thinks of himself.
- The Pro-Torture, Anti-Poor, Anti-Elderly, Pro-Tax Cuts for the Rich, Pro-Gigantic Deficit, Big Government Platform. In other words, as a neo-con Republican.
Don't they already have one of those in charge of Prickly City?
