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December 29, 2005
Solitary Man
Being that this is my final post of the calendar year, it seems that a year-end review would fit right well here. Then the words of Coach Ditka come back to me and I dismiss the past as for cowards and losers. I'm writing from the bleachers at Wrigley Field, so I can't vouch for the cowards aspect...anyhow here's a little idea stolen from The Furnace...
Winslow: Is it just me or...
Chaucer: The gretest clerkes ben not the wisest men.
Carmen: Yes.
Winslow: Is it just me or...
Milton: Awake, arise, or be forever fallen!
Carmen: Yes.
Winslow: Is it just me or...
Darwin: We will now discuss in a little more detail the Struggle for Existence.
Carmen: Yes.
Winslow: Is it just me or...
Kinsey: The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
Carmen: Yes.
Winslow: Is it just me or...
GW Bush: Well, actually, he forgot Poland.
Carmen: Yes.
