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December 14, 2005
Yolks On You

So Carmen wants to be a "Noel Insurgent?"
It's a pity she's not a Noel Coward, or at the least familiar with his advice: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
So, in the grand mythology of the religion whose holiday you purport to be celebrating, take after the J-man and wander the desert for 40 days and/or disappear for 20 years with nary a peep. (Peeps are for Easter, anyhow.)
Comments
Seriously, is Stantis this stupid? To draw parallels between a war that has cost us tens of thousands of lives and Bill O'Reilly's stupid Christmas War? How dare he. I think for X-mas we should all chip in for a one-way ticket to Iraq so he can see what a real war is like in person.
Posted by: The Furnace at December 14, 2005 03:12 PM
She said "the war on Christmas!" That means you've got to take a shot! I love moronic-conservative-talking-point drinking games. This season Bill O'Reilly's got me hammered.
Heck, I'd pitch in for tickets for 'em both. Scott and Bill can bunk in Baghdad.
Posted by: JB at December 14, 2005 04:45 PM

