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December 27, 2005
Super-Sighs It
So what did Prickly City get us for X-mas? The same old Scott Stantis half-ass comic strip, complete with four panels of Winslow and Carmen sitting in one position, four panels of Winslow sighing, and a final joke about how Winslow is sad that he didn't get a monkey for Christmas. It's probably for the best since I doubt PETA would have approved.
Since Scooter decided to phone it in today, it's time once again for Shrubville's "You Write the Punchline!" Granted "monkey" isn't all that bad, but I thought PC was supposed to be a forum for political comedy. So looking back on the year in politics, what else could have Stantis used in this week's punchline? Please use the comments section to offer up your own suggestions. Also keep in mind that they don't have to be funny - because lord knows we don't hold Scott Stantis to that high of a standard.
"Winslow, you didn't really think you were getting _________ for Christmas, did you?!?"
- a date with Conde
- a nomination to the Supreme Court
- a ride on a wrecking ball
- a deferment from serving in the military
- hot sex with MAnn Coulter
- wings (yeah, I know, that one's kinda sappy - but it is Christmas time, after all)
Comments
Winslow, you didn't really think you were getting a jet pack for Christmas, did you?
Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Just socks.
Posted by: CJo at December 27, 2005 10:13 AM
I apologize for bringing this up, but aren't your suggestions of "a ride on a wrecking ball" and "hot sex with MAnn Coulter" the same thing?
Posted by: sacki at December 27, 2005 12:56 PM
