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November 09, 2005
Mouth is Alive with Juices like Wine
Re-hashing territory he already 'explored' the First Sunday of Black History Month, Stantis is still on the "Liberals Think Republicans Can't Like Blacks, Which Just Exposes How Intolerant Democrats Really Are, Which Makes Them Hypocrites Since They Claim to Be the Party of Tolerance" thing this week.
What a thoughtful use of the memory of Rosa Parks. Fight the power, Scott.
Meanwhile, Winslow is still on his "Horny Grinning at the Mention of Condi Rice's Name," which never fails to creep me out. We joke quite a bit about Stantis' fascination with bestiality, but I'm beginning to think that deep down in his "SOUI" he really does dig it.
TODAY, he goes a step further and suggests that Winslow -- in addition to being liberal, goofy, and attracted to both turtles and black women -- is also attracted to men, namely Colin Powell.
Frankly, I'm at a loss for words. With any luck, tomorrow Sacki will make sense of this all with another delightful Fake Haiku ("Faiku").
