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November 23, 2005
JPL = Jackoff Privately, Loser
Stantis scratches his twelve-month Angelie Jolie itch today. The last Jolie reference (as Lara Croft) was 11/15/04. So maybe it's not the 2-year anniversary of the Mars Rover he's celebrating but the 1-year anniversary of the all-day wankfest he had when he rented Tomb Raider last year. (Memo to Toby: Need more Kleenex.)
Either way: It's a bizarre strip. It's been a bizarre week. Will he wish us all a Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow? From the desert pretending to be Mars?
By the way, how DID Winslow construct the Mars Rover he has in his possession? With taxpayer money? With...with...with...SPITBALLS???
Comments
Dude. What is the up with Carmen's gut? Is she daily buying Sprite+Cheetos before school, too?
Posted by: j kendall at November 23, 2005 10:39 AM
I can't believe that Stantis actually is a conspiracy nut who thinks we can't land on Mars. Maybe he saw that awesome Six Million Dollar Man where the Space Probe (called the "Death Probe" for some ominous reason) actually didn't make it into Outer Space and instead crashed here and Steve Austin had to fight it with his bionic powers. Yeah, that was pretty sweet. Not like this crap.
Posted by: The Furnace at November 23, 2005 11:34 AM
Or maybe he recently fired up his old Betamax and watched that '78 classic "Capricorn One", the movie where NASA faked a Mars landing, using a soundstage in the Southwest. (That's the move where O.J. Simpson played an astronaut who meets an untimely demise.)
Posted by: jackmac at November 23, 2005 12:06 PM
