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November 20, 2005
Flying High Again
Ho hum. Winslow tries fly again. I wonder if Lucy Van Pelt is the one making his wings. At least Winslow's wearing a cute little beanie with a propeller on top.
Since today didn't have anything to do with politics, let's take a look at what was happening a few weeks ago since that's most likely when Stantis was "making the magic happen."
Oh great. Bush nominated Alito for the Supreme Court. Are we in for yet another Winslow-wants-to-be-a-judge week? He can just cross out "Roberts" and put in "Scalito." Not like he hasn't done that kind of thing before (cough*wrecking ball*cough).
Scooter Libby was indicted and resigned. For some reason I don't see Stantis talking about the Valerie Plame case and the outing of a CIA agent, which some of us consider treason. Am I the only one that thinks Bob Novak should be on death row?
W's approval rating dropped to 35%. Next.
Election day was the first week of November. Yeah, not exactly a bright and shining moment for the Republicans. Although watching Bush's slurred speech in Virginia Stantis could trim down his Teddy Kennedy and he could start drawing Drunken W.
Then again, Thanksgiving is this week so odds are Stantis will try to mix his sappy "We should all be thankful that W is keeping us safe from terrorists and freeing the Iraqis" while Winslow tries to fly. I expect a "but turkeys can't fly!" joke in there somewhere.
Comments
>>I wonder if Lucy Van Pelt is the one making his wings.
I prefer to think it's the ACME corporation. First choice for delusional coyotes worldwide!
Posted by: Mysterio at November 20, 2005 02:47 PM
