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November 28, 2005
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Blonk!
Looks like Stantis spent some time over the Thanksgiving holiday flipping through the latest issue of the monthly pamphlet Innocuous Trends of Five to Six Years Ago That Are Sure to Drive Conservatives Apeshit NOW. Watch out, wackywallwalkers! There's a new kid in town! BLONK!
You know what? I AGREE with Scott Stantis on this issue. Nothing drives me battier than walking by my local city park and seeing 55-year-old BABY BOOMERS playing kickball. Those old coots should be doing old people stuff, like picture puzzles, needlepoint, watching "The Gin Game" on PBS, and such and such.
Oh... wait... what's that? BABY BOOMERS? Kickball?
BLONK!
I may be wrong, but I'm almost certain the "Kickball Trend" is firmly entrenched with those loveable Slackers in Generation X and maybe by a couple of those Generation Yers trying to be cool like their older brothers and sisters. (Don't bother trying, kids. You suck! Generation X forever!)
Anyway, typical Stantis. Get all mouth-frothy at a fake trend. Complain for a week. Scribble scribble stabble. REPEAT.
Coming Soon: Liberals want to replace Christ from Christmas with Prick from Prickly City. Prickmas fever soaring among teens. Thongs will follow. Alert your local congressperson.
Comments
Prickmas fever - I caught it!
Posted by: The Furnace at November 28, 2005 09:56 AM
Haha, that's great!
Have yourself a merry little Prickmas.
May your thong fit right
From now on,
Our troubles will be out of sight.
Huh, didn't even have to change those last two lines.
Posted by: JB at November 28, 2005 11:51 AM
Do the Donk Blonk (The Tax Spend Song)!
Posted by: j kendall at November 28, 2005 02:01 PM
