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October 28, 2005
Wishing Won't Make It So

Little Kevin The Lost Bunny Of The Apocalypse,
Hopping through the desert
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the coyote and he said
"Little Kevin The Lost Bunny Of The Apocalypse,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you four days,
And if you don't give me a chuckle
I'll turn you into a turd!"
Four days later:
Little Kevin The Lost Bunny Of The Apocalypse,
Hopping through the desert
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the coyote and he said
"Little Kevin The Lost Bunny Of The Apocalypse,
You know I've seen you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I gave you four days
And you didn't come close at all to giving me a larf
Now you're a turd!"
Comments
I Guess we don't have to assume he's dead like when Dio vanished. Thank you Winslow. Haha, and Little Bunny Foo Foo is kind of violent for a kid's song, isn't it?
Posted by: JB at October 28, 2005 02:34 PM

