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October 26, 2005
Silly Rabbit, Armageddon is For the Pious
I suppose it'd be too easy to point out the inconsistency between yesterday's finger-wagging at cell phones as one of the harbingers of The End Times and today, when Kevin, Lost Bunny of the Apocalypse, cites use of a garbled cell phone as the reason he is lost. It turns out I really can't hear you now, Stantis; please try again.
I have to tell you, the 'art' in Panel One might be the ugliest on record. The close-ups of Kevin in Panels Two, Three, and Four are OK, if not mildly disturbing. But Panel One? My god, it looks like Teddy Kennedy in a bathrobe...with an erection.
If and when Jebus comes again, I wonder if He'll opt for the Leave Behind the Sinners scenario as opposed to the Blow Up the Fucking World Scenario. Can you imagine the par-tay if only Democrats and Sinners were left in the world? First of all, the comics pages would be free of Prickly City, as I'm sure Stantis would be whisked away to the Kingdom to scribble at the Right Hand of God. And then those Left Behind could sit around, practice fellatio, sell thongs to children, talk on cellphones, vote Democratic (especially for the Clintons!), sneer at each other, AND use toilet paper instead of the Sears catalogue.
It would be awesome.
Comments
The real sign of End Times is not some Silly Wabbit, but the fact that the Chicago White Sox are about the upset the world's Karmic balance by not only winning the World Series, but doing it in a sweep. Sox fans may not get swept up in The Rapture, but at least we'll be happy when we're Left Behind.
Posted by: jackmac at October 26, 2005 11:11 AM
I wonder if Stantis likes to 'wormhole'.
Posted by: j_kendall at October 26, 2005 11:37 AM
