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October 05, 2005
The Pink That Stinks and Winks
While it would be convenient to go after the easy target of exactly what odor a Coulter-based perfume would have, I'll dismiss it as being a 'not-smelling-like-Muslims' essence. But, as we all know and as has been shown to be the case in the past here at Shrubville, Ann has a predilection for the decidedly non-halal pork shank.
The other reason we're here today is to celebrate the birthday of Mr. Bil Keane, the author of the most widely syndicated comic panel in the world, Family Circus. I must admit, I have no idea who is what or what is where in the universe that is Family Circus, but the guy and his strip have been around a long time, so that must mean something, right? Maybe? Other than that, it's just an excuse to use this Family Circus strip of exactly one month ago that insinuates that Ann Coulter is getting fucked up the ass by the pizza boy. Yeah, cheap and easy. Just like Ann. (I hope that's not Slander. Or Treason. Or a hot poker in the eye.)
Comments
Family Circus has its charms --five year olds can get a giggle and your 85-year-old grandma might think it's cute. Bil Keane knows his readership. The same goes for Stantis., whose prime demographic appears to be imbeciles.
Posted by: jackmac at October 5, 2005 04:01 PM
