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October 08, 2005
I Learned It From You, Republicans!
Today Carmen wonders - well, more like bellows - as to why people no longer have manners.
I agree with you Carmen - why don't people have manners anymore? Maybe they learned it from the Republican majority in the Congress.
Or maybe they're following the example of our Vice President.
Or maybe we can thank our religious leaders.
Stantis ends the strip today on an odd note, or maybe it's just a lame punchline. Carmen now knows why animals eat their young, and Winslow says that couldn't happen to him because he's "too carby." Huh? Last time I checked, animals and humans eat carbs, which are processed by the body - we don't really store them. Maybe this link will help Scotty to understand basic human metabolism.
As has been my trend the last few postings, here are some suggestions as to things Winslow could be too much of in order to avoid being eaten:
Too stinky (see, cuz he's a stupid stinky liberal)
Too loud (see, cuz he wouldn't have enough manners to shut up while being eaten)
Too sweet (for the "awww" punchline)
Too stringy
But instead I guess we're stuck with the Stantis out, maybe because Winslow is so packed full of bagels to go with his half half double half latte (see, cuz he wants to be a liberal New Yorker).
