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September 03, 2005
What's a 4 Letter Word for "You Suck?"
"Good evening ladies and germs....wakka wakka wakka...take my wife, please!"
Okay, maybe Stantis isn't ready to play the Catskills, but damn if today's kicker to the weeklong - "Winslow Loves Condi 'I like to buy $7000 in shoes while people drown' Rice" - storyline isn't about as old hat as you can get.
Winslow gets a letter from Condi. He's too nervous, so he has Carmen read it. What does the letter say? That she loves him and wants to marry him?
Come on, folks - who can't predict EXACTLY where Stantis is going with this? It's as if he thinks we're reading comics for the very first time.
Well, to spoil it for everyone, IT'S A RESTRAINING ORDER! HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, ROFL, LOLOLOL!!!
Maybe it's because I can't see clearly since I'm in too much of a rage over what's happening along the Gulf Coast. Maybe that's what's clouding my funny meter, and any other day this would be a rip-roaring ending to a slightly humorous (and REALLY funny for Stantis) series of strips. Instead, it just feels like warm piss.
Oh, and unlike this administration, I would like to admit my mistake in guessing that "C" would be Anny the Tranny Coulter instead of Condi Rice. I still think Coulter would be funnier - instead of a restraining order, she would have either had them enforce the Patriot Act and send Winslow to Guantanamo, or she would have showed up, bent over, and let the little wolf have his way with her naughty bits. You know, because Coulter's a dirty, nasty, male whore.
But on a serious note, help if you can:
